filth, flarn, filth, flarn, filth

Yesterday while I was on training, I happened to notice the pen that the visually impaired man sitting beside me was using…

Yesterday while I was on training, I happened to notice the pen that the visually impaired man sitting beside me was using…

Get out of Dodge

Not sure why a movie about mid-level Dodge sedans is such a hit, but Americans sure are a patriotic bunch.

theclearlydope:

“Forever Alone dining is never fun.”
-Forever Alone Diner

theclearlydope:

“Forever Alone dining is never fun.”

-Forever Alone Diner

(Source: gregrutter)

Easter

This Easter, the Vatican would like to remind you that while most zombies are bad, those that rise from the dead at Easter are cool.

Hey you…

Hey you…

andithinktome:

I gotta say I think this is one of my better tweets.

andithinktome:

I gotta say I think this is one of my better tweets.

Faaaaaaabulous!

Faaaaaaabulous!

…and I’m only 34.

…and I’m only 34.